This site is a Place for Stuff, semi arbitrarily and semi reverently placed here by me, some person on the interweb. I'm not your random friend from high school, I'm not a famous person, and I'm not drunk. Probably.
I have a deep love for the beauty of the absurd, playing with kittens (but not pictures, that's like looking at a picture of beer), not finishing sentences, sex, irony, and
If I knew where I was going, I'd tell you. Maybe. You've got shifty eyes. Are you that person in my bushes? Okay, that was a cat, or you're a weird little fuzzy person eating my cat's food. (dick)